Saturday, November 7, 2009

How To Spice Up Your Marital Sex Life

Despair no more, your dismay may end soon, in Terengganu that is.

Oh. dear. A state crisis. Anyway, here's a news report about why some marriages in Terengganu have turned, er , bad and boring ... yawn..... And, yes - the State government has found it important enough to help married couples find that oomph in their sex life and that elusive sweet bliss in their marriage. (source: the Star)

KUALA TERENGGANU: Body odour, humdrum sex and boring pyjamas have been blamed for the high divorce rate in Terengganu and the state government is coming up with innovative ways to improve sexual relations, especially among newly-weds.
Top on its list is to invite cosmetic firms to introduce exotic and sensuous fragrances that can arouse sexual desire.
And husbands and wives are being encouraged to bathe together.
State Religious and Information Committee deputy chairman Muhammad Ramli Nuh believes that these moves can curb the divorce rates among young couples.
He told The Star yesterday that at least three in every 10 marriages in the state end in divorce, adding that separation was now the prevalent trend among couples aged between 25 and 30 years.
Muhammad Ramli said couples who had been married for less than five years and were on the verge of separation had told counsellors that routine sex and body odour were the main reasons for them to want to break up.
He said he was bewildered that some of these couples said their spouses’ old-fashioned pyjamas – sarong and t-shirt – and bad smell during intimate moments made their sex life monotonous or turned them off completely.
“I know of one case where a separation was triggered just because the spouse smelled of fish crackers,” he said.
As such, he said the state government – through state Family Development Board – was asking cosmetic firms to introduce special perfumes for the couples so they could “sustain their relationships, hopefully for eternity.”
Muhammad Ramli said married couples should bathe together to make their relationship more exciting.
“I met this elderly couple in Kelantan, they bathe together although they are grandparents; they enjoy a blissful marriage, this is when I mooted the idea where this method could be introduced as part of the pre-marital courses conducted in the state,” he said.
Muhammad Ramli said the state government was also sourcing for consultants to provide grooming workshops.
“This workshop is not only meant for the wives but also to provide men with tips on how to be attractive to their spouse at all times,” he said.
He said these consultants could also suggest the right lingerie to be worn.
Muhammad Ramli added that the state government had engaged marriage consultants to mediate between feuding couples.

Jayn : I wonder if our CM (Datuk Seri Musa Aman) care to copy Terengganu's antic's!!!!!


  1. Salam ziarah untuk pertama tama kalinya:

    Tahukah anda dkenapa lelaki Islam yang mampu dibenarkan kahwin empat?

    1) menambahkan umat Islam
    2) menyelamatkan penzinaan yang berleluasa
    3) mengelakkan ramai lelaki mati pucuk

    Itu pendapat saya sahaja, banyak lagi kot.

    Saya pernah terlintas sebuah buku bertajuk "Lelaki bukan untuk direbut" tetapi lupa pula nak beli...
    kalau terjumpa, elok juga dibelek belek..

    Apa apa hal pun, bab ini sangat sangat sangat sensitif untuk wanita dan pasti juga untuk anda..

  2. Salam Kluangman. Terima kasih kerana sudi jenguk blog yang sehari-dua ja buat ni...dan untuk saya pula memang selalu singgah ke blog saudara kerana provokotif pemikiran yang saudara ketengahkan menarik untuk difikir-fikirkan, sebagaimana juga penilaian saudara tentang topik di atas.

    Hahaha. Tentu saja isu poligami itu sensitif, tapi bukan suatu yang haram. Having said that, bukan saya mahu saja dipoligamikan tapi sekurang-kurangnya kita ada pilihan sama ada mahu atau tidak.

    Selebihnya, takdir?